* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.
* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
* Never buy a car you can't push.
* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
* The second mouse gets the cheese.
* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
* Birthdays are good for you The more you have, the longer you live.
* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person
* We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull, Some have weird names , and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box .
* A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
(以上選自胡桃粒的伊媚兒)
舉個例子，當魔術師把一束花變不見時，這只鸚鵡會大叫說：
鸚鵡是船長的，他動不了它一根寒毛。
有一天，這艘船漏水，結果沉了。魔術師設法游到一塊飄在水面上的木
就這樣在水上飄流三天。就在第四天早晨，鸚鵡終於忍不住看著魔術師
(以上選自749的伊媚兒)
還有一部舞步演進的教學影片﹐不可不看 (點子亦是來自桃粒)