Genders!

You've got to read this. It's so funny.
Genders ! You may not know that many non-living things have a gender; For example... 1) Ziploc Bags -- are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers -- are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3) Tires -- are Male, because they go bald and are often over-inflated. 4) Hot Air Balloons -- are Male, because, to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them, and of course, there's the hot air part. 5) Sponges -- are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6) Web Pages -- are Female, because they're always getting hit on. 7) Subways -- are Male, because they use the same old lines to pick people up. 8) Hourglasses -- are Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9) Hammers -- are Male, because they haven't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but are handy to have around. 10) Remote Controls -- are Female... Ha! You thought they'd be male. However consider this ?it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.