How about we changed the last part to "Poof!  God turned the third man into a 20 year old bikini wearing young lady whose body puts Sports Illustrated bathing suit models to shame.  And, the first two men now with strong arms and legs came paddling back rather expeditiously, and...."

We can send this version to any man, and let him finish the rest of the story.  Of course we all know most women can handle jokes such as the above, and none of the women will mind when men have a good laugh finishing the story.

不好意思~ 不知是誰幫我貼的(應該是02).   這篇笑話, 是別人輾轉傳來給我的.

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, 
raging  violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man 
prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."

 Poof!   God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim 
across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

 After witnessing that the second man prayed, "God, please give me 
strength and the tools to cross the river."

 Poof!   God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was 
abl e to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

 Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, 
please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the 
river."

 Poof!   He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one 
hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

 GO AHEAD!

 SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE 
IT!